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You one handed pig Latin talking freak! |
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| First...I'm typing this on my iPod so if it comes out screwy that's why.Now to the blog...today I was driving to my favorite place, Target Schmarget.On my drive there this guy on the radio started talking in pig Latin and immediately I was transported back to high school.Specifically my Spanish three class.In highschool I was very quiet, which was mistaken as me being a stuck up bitch.In, note to bitch ass peers...I was homeless then and went to school for food and shelter.Fucking wankers!I hated Spanish class.I mean really, what was the fucking point?The only time it has aided me in my life is right now....I can actually speak a few phrases to my hermanas here on the internet.Most of the time I would doodle and write out my soon to be married name...Grey Lee Roth or Grey Prince or Mrs. Grey Michael Jackson. |
| Most of the time I would doodle and write out my soon to be married name...Grey Lee Roth or Grey Prince or Mrs. Grey Michael Jackson.My notebooks were littered with this kind of shit.One day I was people watching in class and I noticed these two white bitches seemingly talking about me in fucking pig Latin!I had a hard enough time with Spanish.One of the girls had a nub for a hand.I never thought about it before, but the second she started talking about me in some random jibberish all bets were off!My notebook became littered with phrases like..You one handed freak.Are you left or right handed?Can I lend you a hand?Before anyone rides my ass consider this...back then I was homeless and wore white flat kmart shoes...gasp!I didn't need her handfree ass making fun of me...dammit!So, ever been made fun of in school?Anyone care to share some pig Latin?Handless wanker! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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