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| That's right folks.Come on down, get yourself a ringside seat if you can.The doors are about to open and the show is about to begin.Ladies and gentlemen.Boys and girls.Bloggers of all ages.Welcome to the Fat Kid's
BLOGGERS OF EXCELLENCE AWARDS SHOWPIECE!!!Tonight's host will be none other than, the Fat One himself.Without further fanfare, and please, no flash photography, it makes him skittish, I welcome him to the stage.FAT KID 6D!!!?HEY YA'LL, HOW YA DOING TONIGHT?I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK TWO PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO MADE THIS TAG POSSIBLE.***muttering under breath***
freakinpeopleandtheirdamntags,whymetheyknowihatethesedamntagsandallthecrapthatgoesalongwithit
FIRSTOFF, A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO MADE ME AWARE OF THIS, BIG PAPA.?I THINK ITS BEEN ABOUT A MONTH NOW SINCE HE POSTED HIS, BUT YOU ALL KNOW HOW THAT MIDGET-FUCKING TOM?IS! I COULDN'T POST BLOGS WITH WORKING LINKS OR PICTURES.SO TO YOU BIG PAPA, MY HAT'S OFF TO YOU FINE SIR.NEXT, I'D LIKE TO THANK ONE OF MY ALLIES HERE ON THE BLOGGERS HALL OF FAME.MOST OF YOU WHO HANG AROUND ENOUGH HAVE SEEN HER QUITE A BIT.HELL MOST OF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBERS OF HERS.WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR ANDREA.NOW, OTHER THEN THESE TWO FINE SPECIMENS OF THE BLOGGING COMMUNITY THAT WE HAVE HERE ON MYSPACE, I WAS GIVEN THE TASK OF FINDING TEN BLOGGERS THAT I ALSO THINK WORTHY OF A "BLOGGER'S EXCELLENCE AWARD."SO, OTHER THEN THE 2 ABOVE, I'LL GIVE TO YOU MY 10, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.(ACTUALLY IT'S 12, BUT JEFF AND ANDREA HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS, SO, SHHH!!!LET'S KEEP THAT BETWEEN OURSELVES, SHALL WE.)1.?THE COMIC WHORE
HERE'S A GUY WHO HAS A SYSTEM.HE MOSTLY GIVES A LOT OF MOVIE REVIEWS,EITHER FROM WATCHING A DVD OR A THEATRICAL RELEASE.HE ALSO THROWS SOME OF THE BEST BATTLES I'VE SEEN SO FAR.RIGHT NOW HE'S DOING THE BATTLE OF THE MOVIES.IT'S UP TO ROUND 6 SO FAR, AND HAS A LONG WAY TO GO.2.LIFE IS A JOURNEY
THIS CRAZY LADY, BY HER OWN ADMISSION WRITES SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POETRY THAT I READ TODAY.SHE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS, AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, IT HAS NO END IN SIGHT.3.CARL, AKA HAVOC
WHERE DO I START WITH THIS JAR-HEAD?OH YEAH, SORRY, MA-RINE.MY BAD.ANYWAY, CARL HAS BEEN ONE OF MY LONGEST READS HERE AND HE SIMPLY HAS A WAY WITH PUTTING A LITTLE HUMOR ON TODAY'S TOPICS.HE TAKES STUFF FROM THE HEADLINES AND TWISTS IT, WITH THAT MILITARISTIC SENSE OF HUMOR THAT ANY SOLDIER KNOWS.I NEVER MISS HIS STUFF.4.BRIAN
BRIAN HAS A WAY WITH COMEDY.WETHER IT BE IN THE FORM OF LONG LETTERS TO SOMEONE, OR THEY BE WITH HIS VIDEO CAMERA ON THE LATEST COOKING EXPERIMENT. |
| WETHER IT BE IN THE FORM OF LONG LETTERS TO SOMEONE, OR THEY BE WITH HIS VIDEO CAMERA ON THE LATEST COOKING EXPERIMENT.I ALWAYS WONDER HOW LONG I'M GOING TO LAUGH AFTER READING ONE OF HIS POSTS.5.BISHOP RAGTYME
THE MASTER OF THE POETIC SPOKEN WORD.HE WRITES SARCASTICALLY, BUT WITH A TRUTH TO IT.HIS POEMS MAY NOT BE FOR EVERYONE, BUT THEY ARE HARSH, BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE.A FINE SPECIMEN OF THE HUMAN RACE.6.ANTHROGEEK
NOW, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER BY NOW, YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS BLOGGER ENVY GOING ON.SHE IS A LITTLE ALL-OVER-THE-PLACE WITH HER BLOGS.MEANING, SHE DABBLES IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.THE ONLY THING I THINK I HAVN'T SEEN HER DO IS A WRITTEN STORY.THAT AND SHE THROWS THE END ALL BE ALL OF THE BLOGGER COMPETITIONS, "THE BLOGGER'S BOWL!"7.AIRIKA, AKA "THE RAGGY BITCH"
AIRIKA IS ANOTHER OF THE ENTEROUGE HERE THAT DABBLES EVERYWHERE.SHE WRITES SOME OF THE BEST RANTS I'VE EVER READ, AND THEN WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, POSTS A BLOG THAT'LL MAKE YOU CRY.SHE'S TRULY ONE FOR THE MASSES.8.NURSERATCHET
WELL NOW, WHAT BLOGGERS SPECTRUM WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A BIT OF THE NAUGHTY FLIRT.HER BLOGS TELL IT FROM THE HEART FROM A PERSON WHO'S BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, BOUGHT THE T-SHIRT, RIPPED IT UP, SHIT ON IT, AND DID IT ALL OVER AGAIN.SHE HAS A ROMANTIC SIDE AS WELL AS THAT OF FLIRTY HOST.9.PROVISIONARY GIRL
PG.THIS WOMAN HAS A GIFT OF STORY TELLING.ALONG WITH BEING ABLE TO HOOK YOU ON A LONG ADVENTURE THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS, SHE CAN ALSO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION WITH A SMALL POEM.NO SUBSCRIPTION PAGE IS COMPLETE UNTIL SHE RESTS ON IT.10.CON MOLTO AMORE, AKA TOBI
TOBI IS A MASTER OF THE PHOTOBLOG.FROM THE REMODLING OF HER HOUSE, VISITS WITH FRIENDS OLD AND NEW, HER LATEST RECIPES SO CLOSE YOU CAN SMELL THEM THROUGH THE SCREEN, TO HER LIFE AT WORK, AT AN AUTO SHOW.SHE BRINGS YOU ALONG ON A TRIP THROUGH HER DAY TO DAY LIFE.NOW, THE LIST COMES TO AN END.BUT JUST KNOW THAT THESE ARE A HANDFUL OF THE BLOGGERS OUT THERE.THERE ARE NUMEROUS OTHERS I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO INCLUDE HERE, BUT THE LIST CALLED FOR 10.I THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING THE GALA EVENT TONIGHT.JUST REMEMBER THAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE A GREAT GIFT FOR THE BLOGS, AND ALL ARE INVITED TO ATTEND THEIR OWN
"EXCELLENCE IN BLOGGING AWARDS BLOGS"
AS THEY HAVE ALL NOW BEEN TAGGED TO DO THE SAME.STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES HERE.I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR THE ATTENDANCE.ON THE WAY OUT OF THE HALL, PLEASE BE SURE TO POLICE UP AFTER YOURSELVES, AND PUT YOUR LITTER IN THE WASTEBASKETS.I ONLY RENTED THE PLACE FOR AN HOUR AN AND A HALF, AND I ONLY GOT ANOTHER 30 MINUTES TILL I HAVE TO START PAYING DOUBLE FOR EVERY MINUTE I'M NOT GONE.DRIVE SAFE, DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS.IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, AND IT CAPTURES THE ATTENTION OF THE JERK WHO'S ON THE PHONE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS LANE.FAT KID 6D OUT HERE!!! |
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