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Questions...maybe you can help me understand
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| *Foreigners have the nerve to get aggravated with ME because I can't understand what THEY are saying.?Has this happened to you??Give me ebonics over broken/barely recognizable English any day.?I won't apologize for the way I feel about it.?If you're going to live in the great U.S. of A then get off your A and go buy 'learn to speak English well so you don't get the shit kicked out of you' audio books.?*I wish they'd bring back 'Singled Out' with Jenny McCarthy.?I miss that goofy bitch.?What shows do you miss?*Years ago on Nickelodeon there was this show called "You Can't Do That On Television" and I remember a bucket of green 'slime' was dropped on someone's head but only when something specific was said or done.? |
| What shows do you miss?*Years ago on Nickelodeon there was this show called "You Can't Do That On Television" and I remember a bucket of green 'slime' was dropped on someone's head but only when something specific was said or done.?It's bugging me that I cannot remember what it is.?Do you know?*I firmly believe that the internet is solely responsible for hives, bipolar disorder, my violent outbursts, fist-sized holes in the walls of my condo, and especially to blame for my unaccomplished daily to-do lists.?However, I think that the internet serves as major inspiration for death metal songwriters everywhere, so I guess it isn't ALL bad.?What do you blame the internet for?*Whatever happened to tight-rolling your jeans and British Knights?(BK's baby you already know)*"JLo" is absolutely amazing to me; it's absolutely amazing she ever got a record deal in the first place.?Who told her she could sing??I need to know who is responsible for lying to her!? |
| I need to know who is responsible for lying to her!?When she sings it sounds like animals are being sacrificed.?It's quite unsettling.*What's with the extra repetitive letters that some people are adding to their words on the internet??For example, instead of "Hey there what's up?" it's this stupid shit: "Heyyyyyyyyyyy therrrreeeee whattttttttttt'ssssss uppppppppppp?"?If you're guilty of this, let me thank you now for wasting my time by reading all the extra bullshit.?There's hope for you though thanks to this website I found; go to www.stopbeinganannoyingattentionwhorebeforeikillyou.com*Why do people say "male stripper" when referring to a guy who is a stripper??You don't hear chicks saying "hey I'm female stripper" so why do guys (or girls when talking about them) have to be so specific??I guess maybe some have body parts that are visually questionable.? |
| I guess maybe some have body parts that are visually questionable.?Who knows.?*There's a song by T-Pain and Akon called "Bartender"?It's a catchy little ditty, only he contradicts himself in such an obvious way.?The chorus is something like "She made us drinks to drink, we drunk em, got drunk, and now I know she thinks I'm cool...."(We're not even going to touch on the grammar or the simple style ok?) But then in the second verse or so Akon sings "I don't smoke, don't drink that's why i don't be by the bar, baby.."?Wait a minute fucknut, didn't you just say she made you drinks and you got drunk??Or are both of you stalking the bartender in your little song?? |
| Or are both of you stalking the bartender in your little song??Whatever.*While I'm on the song rant, what's with the song "you're on my heart just like a tattoo".....Am I alone on this one or does anyone else see this to be ate up with the dumbass?*People who flash their money around and brag about how much money they have...why do they act so surprised when they get robbed??They should be like this man I knew in Louisiana; he was my boss' friend and would come in the office to visit or what not and by the looks of him, you'd think he's a borderline homeless person.?He wore overalls almost every time I saw him and had this sort of scruffy hair and beard.?I found out later, this man is a multi-millionaire.?He owned several wildly successful businesses in town but just kept things super low-key.?Smart man. ?Word. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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