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| Dearest Redneck Son, > I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we > did when you left home.Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents > happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.I won't be able to send you > the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house > numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.> > This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine.I'm not sure about it.> I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.We haven't seen them since.> > The weather isn't bad here.It only rained twice last week; the first time for > three days and the second time for four days.> > About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too > heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them > in the pockets.> > Bubba locked his keys in the truck yesterday. |
| > > Bubba locked his keys in the truck yesterday.We were really worried because it > took him two hours to get me and your father out.> > Your sister had a baby this morning, she said it looks just like you, but I > haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an auntdaddy or an > uncledaddy.> > Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last wee k. Some men tried to pull him > out but he fought them off and drowned.We had him cremated, he burned for three > days.> > Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.Butch was driving..> He rolled down the window and swam to safety.Your other two friends were in the > back.They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!> > There isn't much more news at this time.Nothing much out of the normal has > happened.> > Your Favorite Aunt, Mom |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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