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| Another week and another week of crazy ass news so lets get started.- Two men and a juvenile from Houston are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana.According to documents filed in the case, on March 15, these men went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong".Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.Plain and simpleWTF??!!!- A pair of thieves tried to siphon gas from a mans boat.While siphoning gas, they wanted to see just how much gas they'd managed to get into their gas can.So what did they use?A lighter!They managed to set the can on fire.Police found the two at the hospital being treated for burns.They will face fourth-degree arson, theft and trespassing charges.What a bunch of dumb asses!- An Illinois man loves Pabst Blue Ribbon beer so much he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin - designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue - with ice and his favorite brew.- A judge in southern Ohio must decide whether to send a man to prison for sharing a Little Debbie snack cake. |
| - A judge in southern Ohio must decide whether to send a man to prison for sharing a Little Debbie snack cake.Prosecutors said he bought the oatmeal creme pie from a vending machine and shared it with a fellow inmate who was on restriction and wasn't allowed access to snacks.Prosecutors in Vinton County have asked Common Pleas Judge Jeffrey Simmons to revoke his probation and put him in prison for nine months.OMG!Aren't there bigger crimes going on??- A New Zealand caf could be slapped with fines after two women were hospitalized when they were mistakenly served dish soap instead of mulled wine.The owner of The Old Man Rock Caf in Queenstown, pleaded guilty to selling food containing extraneous matter after a customer drank the chemical sodium hydroxide in the dish soap she thought was a glass of "Mountain Thunder" wine.Management said the two liquids had been mixed up, and the container used to hold the mulled wine accidentally had been filled with the dish soap.The women suffered from burns and possible scaring of the throat and esophagus from the chemical mix.- A 49-year-old woman was taking part in jury duty in Houston, TX and was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial.During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called.When the 45 minute break was up, the woman was the only one to not return to the courtroom.The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that she was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse.What for you may ask?Smoking pot. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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